Sterek - Transformers!AU
In which Derek owns a sentient alien car. Bumblebee can’t shut up about how much Derek is head over heels with Stiles. And Stiles thinks Derek is crazy.
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto